Ode to Sarah Palin

…a little ditty I wrote on break today

Gun totin’ Sarah Palin
Likes to eat moose stew
Shame you with her manicure
Then kick you with her boot 

 

She’s a real tough lady
A lipstick wearing dog
But you will soon lament it
If comparing her to hogs 

As for “the bridge to nowhere”
She claims she said, “no thanks”
But she made sure to keep that pork
Held tight in her state’s banks 

 

Said yes to Abstinence Only
Said no to real sex ed
And now her teenage daughter
Is engaged to soon be wed

 

They call her Caribou Barbie
A real G-O-P dream
Just mention you’re religious
And the audience will SCREAM 

 

Forget the first amendment
We sure don’t NEED those books
A real book burning party
As our Constitution cooks 

 

You better not cross her
That you will regret
For Sarah the barracuda
Will ensnare you in her “payback” net 

 

And when it comes to black gold
They say, “Drill, Baby, Drill”
Who cares how many polar bears
Your gluttony will kill 

 

Gun totin’ Sarah Palin
With whom you’d drink a beer
Go back to sleep America
And give them four more years…….