Ode to Sarah Palin

…a little ditty I wrote on break today
Gun totin’ Sarah Palin
Likes to eat moose stew
Shame you with her manicure
Then kick you with her boot 

 
She’s a real tough lady
A lipstick wearing dog
But you will soon lament it
If comparing her to hogs 

As for “the bridge to nowhere”
She claims she said, “no thanks”
But she made sure to keep [...]